Be A Socialite
Obviously to compensate for my lack of popularity when I got to high school, (look, I’d just moved from Zimbabwe to South Africa, where everyone shaved their legs and swore and knew who Yazoo was, and I was nowhere, man), I have to ask you to please like my page on Facebook, or any of my posts there. And go ahead and share them. Leave me a comment, here or on Facebook, or tweet me or email me, whatever. Oh, and if you’re the kind of suburbiac that likes your electro-blog therapy mainlined into your inbox then sign up for an email alert of new blog posts– I solemnly promise I will not spam you to death!
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