by Lauren Liebenberg | Feb 10, 2018 | Jalapeño hot, Just Good Graze
CHAPTER ONE, VERSE ONE OF THE BOOK OF FACTORY FARMING REVELATIONS The Saviour of the Earth walks among us and he’s smokin’ hot. Uma Valeti. Remember the name. Phonetically, it’s like Ooh-Come-to-Mama Valeti. And remember, you heard it here first. I...
by Lauren Liebenberg | Sep 25, 2016 | Just Good Graze
Dear Woolworths, Finding myself with a little time on my trotters while lying here in my sow crate for my “confinement” (which I use in the Victorian sense in relation to expectant mothers and not in the literal sense of incarceration, captivity, imprisonment, bondage...
by Lauren Liebenberg | Nov 23, 2014 | Parenting Hacks
In one-and-a-half weeks’ time, I will graduate from Grade 3. And I gotta say, it’s been real. At the beginning of this year, you couldn’t tell me anything, man. I was all Hey, I’ve been playing “parent parent” for eight and a half years, pal, you can’t scare me. I’ve...
by Lauren Liebenberg | Oct 14, 2014 | Suburban Survival
This morning I sat down to write a blog post about the how to place your recyclables on your kerb for maximum shaming of your non-recycling neighbours, because I am a friend of the earth, but not of my neighbours. My thoughts, however, which at the best of times tend...
by Lauren Liebenberg | Sep 30, 2014 | Bra Bonfires
Dear Nicki, I watched your Anaconda music video the other day, and although most of the soundtrack was drowned out by the cackling of the pack of nine to eleven year-old jackals at whose insistence I’d watched the thing, unfortunately it’s the visuals that I can’t...
