The Boob Snackwich

The Boob Snackwich

This article was featured in The Sunday Times and All4Women So … There I am, my right cheek squashed against a perspex screen, my torso twisted at an awkward angle to my hips, my calf muscles quivering from a balancing en pointe for so long. “Can you just lean in a...
Squeal like a chauvinist pig, boy

Squeal like a chauvinist pig, boy

So, starting a new business, just hacking my way through the red tape with a sharpened machete, when yesterday I was presented with the CM27 form (click to enlarge it) Now I know what you’re thinking … You’re thinking that this a joke, right? A lame one. Like those...
The lure of the stamp in the passport

The lure of the stamp in the passport

I am off next week to Morocco. Casablanca, if you read between the lines of Lonely Planet, is twinned with the lavatories of Hades, whose list of redeeming features includes only the road out of it – which we shall be taking, south to the Sahara, which sounds almost...
Writers’ Anonymous

Writers’ Anonymous

This blog first appeared as a guest post on Penguin’s Classy Bird Blog another version (on writing as psychosis) was featured in The Sunday Times. I am often asked about my writing process; from what inspires my novels, to what extent I map out my plots in advance, to...